Give Giggles for Halloween!

pumpkin20clipJust a few happies to share with your little ones this Halloween. After all, every kid loves a good joke!

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I – scream (ice cream)!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts!
Why do witches fly on a broom? So they don’t get tangled in the vacuum’s cords!
What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern? A Plumpkin!
What do birds sing on Halloween? Twick or Tweet!

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