Thanksgiving Teasers

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What kid doesn’t love a corny joke? Tickle your child’s funny bone with these Thanksgiving teasers.

What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!

What do you call a mean gobbler? A jerky turkey!

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

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